Package Exports

a-cool-package

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Readme

This package is the one package that you can always use when teaching people about npm. It is amazing, simple, has a great name and makes a perfect joke.

You: "Let's start out by installing a-cool-package"
Fabian: "Alright, what package do you want me to install?"
You: "A cool package"
Fabian: "Ehh, ok. I guess I will install Svelte because that's trendy"
runs npm install svelte
You: "What are you doing, I clearly said to install a-cool-package"
Fabian: "Wtf do you want from me?"
You: "Jokes on you. The package is literally called a-cool-package"
Fabian: "I hate you so much you can't even believe it"

Usage

Actually has functionality.

const superCrazyAmazingFunction = require('a-cool-package')
superCrazyAmazingFunction('Linda', 10) // returns 'Linda is someone that anyone likes to see :)'

SHOW ME DE CODE

It's literally this. Try hacking it

const superCrazyAmazingFunction = (theNameOfYourMum, niceness) => {
  let endString = theNameOfYourMum
  switch (niceness) {
    case (niceness > 10):
      endString += "is the most amazing person on the world!!!! <3333"
      break;
    case (niceness > 8):
      endString += "is someone that anyone likes to see :)"
      break;
    case (niceness > 5):
      endString += "is a mum, thats already amazing by itself but average"
      break;
    case (niceness > 3):
      endString += "could be better"
      break;
    case (niceness > 0):
      endString += "not nice"
      break;
    default:
      endString += "a bad person and it's better without her"
      break;
  }
  return endString
}

export default superCrazyAmazingFunction