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A Claude Code skill that roasts SaaS founders for building content slop. By goBOFU.

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    Sloptastic

    The content slop detector for SaaS founders. A Claude Code skill that interviews you about what you're about to build, scores it against proven BOFU methodology, and delivers a verdict.

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    Install

    npx sloptastic

    This installs the skill to ~/.claude/skills/sloptastic/. That's it.

    Usage

    In any Claude Code session:

    /sloptastic

    Or just say:

    • "Is this slop?"
    • "Slop check this content idea"
    • "Should I build this page?"

    What it does

    1. Asks what you're building — blog post, comparison page, use case page, etc.
    2. Interviews you — 3-4 pointed questions specific to that content type
    3. Scores you — against 10 BOFU methodology signals
    4. Delivers a verdict:
    Verdict Meaning
    CLEAN Solid BOFU thinking. Tips to make it better.
    SLOPPY Borderline. Specific fixes to save it.
    SLOPTASTIC Full slap. Full roast. What you should build instead.

    The 10 Slop Signals

    1. Intent — BOFU demand capture vs TOFU awareness
    2. Specificity — Segment-aware vs generic
    3. Evidence — Data-backed vs vibes only
    4. Switching narrative — Addresses competitor switching vs ignores it
    5. Competitor honesty — Pratfall effect vs fake checkmarks
    6. Real buyer query — Targets an actual search vs "we should write about..."
    7. Name-swap test — Breaks when you swap the company name vs works for anyone
    8. AI visibility — Structured for AI citation vs wall of text
    9. Template potential — Scalable to 10 more pages vs one-off
    10. Revenue path — Drives pipeline directly vs drives awareness maybe

    Why

    Most SaaS companies invest heavily in top-of-funnel awareness content and almost nothing in the pages that actually influence purchase decisions.

    • Comparison pages convert at 7.5%+ vs 0.5-2% for blog posts
    • 57% of the purchase decision is complete before contacting sales
    • One ranked comparison page drives more pipeline than a year of blog posts

    Stop building slop. Build BOFU content.

    By goBOFU

    goBOFU builds bottom-of-funnel content infrastructure for SaaS companies — comparison pages, alternative pages, use case pages, and the content that actually converts.

    License

    MIT